one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
Mini golf tomorrow. I’m gonna be with the 5-7 year olds. It should be fun. They cute.